french bulldog-ish

i need one.

i need something to love.

french bulldog-ish, are you ready for me?!

dick-ish

so i'm not all into protecting fat chicks or skinny chicks or ugly chicks or pretty chicks.

i'm also not into hating on fat chicks or skinny chicks or ugly chicks or pretty chicks (except for orange chicks...seriously, lay off the tanning beds, you look weird).

i'm just not down with hating on people to hate on them. sometimes people say the most hateful things and it amazes me that they can exist with/without knowing they are hateful dicks.

so mr. threesom : I'm a 8.5" s... machine (wow i just read the name. i feel gross just typing it), your a dick-ish. the worst kind. don't ever look at my profile again.

definition of a dick-ish:
P.S. If you are 5'5" and you weigh +190 Lb or you wear size +12 you are not AVERAGE! and no F... way you have the ATHLETIC!! body type, it is called being fat.In real world size 10 called Average not Size 12-14! Seriously what are you thinking??? Do you think we are blind?(: So please choose the correct option "Few extra pounds". There is nothing wrong with having some extra pounds, I'm sure some guys out there who like big girls. Think about it, we are going to meet each other so please keep it real. PEACE...

case of the mondays-ish

seriously!
having a case of the mondays-ish... big and bad!
today is full throttle.

ahhhhhhhhh!

when will it be time to go home?

need a lil' mg to remind me that there are more important/beautiful things in life than sales reports, stress, pressue, and running around like an idiot.

xoxoxxoxoxo mondays!
tryin' to give you some love so you will give me some.

sleepy-ish

i'm so sleepy-ish.

happy tuesday-ish

it's rare that i am happy on a tuesday.

happy tuesday-ish!

i'm keeping it pumping!

emotional monday-ish

while doing research on emotional monday-ish, i came across this lovely tid bit:
'mojo monday: owning what you feel through emotional cleansing'
doesn't really apply, but maybe my sea cow can relate.

dear sea cow,

your gay shark awaits.

xoxoxo

happy emotional monday, y'all.

what if-ish

there was nothing to it?
what if-ish this was meant to be nothing?

at least the iphone is coming to verizon in june.

o heyyyy

that will give me some meaning.

phone addiction-ish

i hate people that are addicted to their phones.

seriously?
none of my friends are in the process of curing cancer or world hunger, so there is absolutely no reason why you need to be looking at your phone every 5 minutes.

it is so annoying and self depreciating. i'm all about being 'in the know', but honestly, some people need to remove their phone from their ass. it is really disturbing.

of all things to be addicted to in the world... why would you want phone addiction-ish?

get over it.

your not that important.

chicken wing-ish

hmmm... chicken wing-ish is what i look forward to all week.

i love chicken wings.

i crave them all the time.

all the time.

wednesday, i love you.

live hard-ish

just feeling like this today...
you have to live hard-ish to play rough.

you do.
otherwise it wouldn't be rough without the hard.

i love to work, but i want to reap the benefits from it.

i need to play rougher, but i need to play first...

just excited about life today! i gotta take it by the balls!

form-ish

in the sports world... they are always talking about the form.

this cherry blossom may not be in the sports world, but it definitely has beautiful form-ish.

start the week-ish

such a beautiful weekend.
i'm beyond grateful that spring is finally here.

i needed to have it continue through the start of the week-ish until this coming weekend.

thanks, cherry blossoms

tattoo-ish

i want this tattoo. sort of it. its cool and all, but mine will be cooler. nice to see though.

great placement for the tattoo-ish.

now... if only you had a less 'i'm too cool for school' attitude, girl in jamba juice. your tattoo-ish would be way more awesome.

why why why-ish

why why why-ish is it 9:27 am on thursday and i want to be this woman?

i'm tired.

at least it's not monday.

xoxoxoxxoxoxoxo

makes me want to get up in the morning-ish

i read dust of snow by robert frost about once a week on the subway. i love that poem. it speaks to the things in life that make it beautiful...

work makes me bat shit crazy... daily.

but i've come a long way because i'm learning to just breath and remember that there are simple parts of life that i can focus on when all goes to hell.

thats what this pic does for me.

reminds me to breathe.

it's these images/moments/memories that make me want to get up in the morning-ish.

sex-ish

for a sex filled weekend.

o heyyyy....

sex-ish for the easter rebirth.

thanks, hollister. always pushin' the envelope for the 13 year olds...

nice office-ish

why i need a new job.

nice office-ish MG.

some day soooooon....

why i love new york-ish

thanks, stevieeeeeeee.

why i love new york-ish and never want to leave.
they speak my language here.

xoxoxoxox
new york... i less than three you.